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Blog Farts

Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half a$$ed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

(If you follow me on Twitter or FB, you’ve probably seen a bunch of these before. I figure if I get ‘em here, they’ll eventually end up in my Blog Book.)

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these posts….


Sometimes…the image in my head is so vivid I have to remind myself that I read it in a book rather than watched it on a show…


Texting is unhealthy for my thumb nails.


Maggie’s wishing star wish the other night: “I wish for everything to stay magical.” Me too, sweetie. Me too.


Last request of the night from Maggie: “Daddy, can you pick me my good dream, please?”


Saw the license plate “SBD” …wonder if the owner is gassy.


I hate it when I spend over $100 at the grocery store and neglect to pick anything up for dinner *tonight*


Burke woke up a few mornings ago and said before anything else “The trees have eyebrows!” And then said it’s what he saw when his eyes were closed.


Burke is trying to convince me that we bought him (and Maggie) at the Hospital.


Walked in to Dunkin Donuts with Burke. He said, “It smells WONDERFUL in here!” Indeed. (Made the guy behind us giggle a little…)


I hate it when my head feels like I have a hat on…I keep checking. There isn’t one there. WTH??


Every time I see a Rotor Rooter van I want to stop and see if it’s Jason and Grant. All Rotor Rooter workers are Ghost Hunters, right?


Must remember that “Play Dough Die” in Logan speak means “Little Star.” As in … sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star to me, Mommy!


Conversations from the other morning

Me to Mike: “Bye, Honey! Have a great day!”
Logan to Mike: “Bye, Honey!”



I think closet junk food eaters aren’t that way for the reason you’d think. We’re not embarrassed, we just don’t want to share.

One Response

  1. Your last “fart’ was right on — especially if there is someone around who “shares” by eating more than you do! Of course, there is always the “I have to set a good example for the kids” reason for eating junk food on the sly.

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