Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half a$$ed, post. see also: memes, surveys.
I’m just “borrowing” the term 
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Why is it that my very red strands of hair fall out or get stuck in my brush with no problem, but my gray strands hold on to my head for dear life??
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Migraine medicine makes me feel like I have to pee.
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Wanting to wear multiple pull-ups the other night, Burke told us he has 3 bums.
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Am I the only one who can’t open the box of Mac & Cheese with the “Push Here” tab???
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Maggie is such a GIRL!! She changed her dress-up dress because she couldn’t find the right dress-up shoes.
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Is it bad that my kids think playing “Swiper” is fun? Do they not know that Swiper is the BAD guy in Dora?
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The sweetest 5 words I’ve ever heard from another adult: “Your kids are so polite!”
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Maggie fell off the swing the other day. When I asked her why she was crying, she said: “Now my pretty face is broken! My smile is gone.”
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The Zimmer Zoo 
OMGOsh! LOVE these farts! LOL Maggie could not get any sweeter, could she????
LOVE these nancy! Very cute!
Oh I just love that you heard you rkids are polite. It must feel sooo good.
You are not alone – I can’t open the Mac & Cheese box that way either. Although, I continue to try every damn time!