Always put chapstick on before going to the dentist.
Never say “No” when offered a breath mint.
Your kid didn’t do that thing just to embarrass you. I don’t care how old your kid is, “that thing” isn’t about you. “That thing” was NEVER about you. In fact, your kid wasn’t even THINKING of you while doing “that thing.”
Sometimes, rolling your husband over makes the snoring worse.
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