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Blog Farts

Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half a$$ed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

(If you follow me on Twitter or FB, you’ve probably seen a bunch of these before. I figure if I get ‘em here, they’ll eventually end up in my Blog Book.)

It’s been since February since I’ve done one of these posts!


I need a website called IsItAWeed.com where I can upload pics of stuff in my yard to know if I should remove it!


Things you never want to hear from next door:  a chainsaw,  a CRASH!,  and a “Well, we didn’t want to do THAT.”


Wondered if I should be more freaked out than I am…and then realized that that just takes way too much energy.


The Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack makes my toes happy.


Wondering what the white noise machine – set to Running Stream – is going to do to the overnight potty training with Logan.


Never go by a lemonade stand without stopping.


Note to self: Always cut the kids’ spaghetti *before* putting butter on it.


Whoever tried hot pepper jelly with cream cheese on a cracker the first time is a freakin’ genius.


Maggie created a sign for all to see that our house is now:
Time to Eat: Maggie’s Restaurant


Me: Why am I not sleeping well lately?? Myself: Perhaps it’s your coffee addiction because of your Keurig. I: Duh, Nanc.


So…who is REALLY being punished when I take the TV away from a kid??


Only slightly embarrassed about going through the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru for coffee about 2 minutes after the McDonald’s drive-thru for a snack wrap.


Starting to realize that it’s hard to take a self-picture with your cell phone when you have short arms.

2 Responses

  1. We had a plant in our garden that looked like it was going to be something cool. Never knew what it was, but we finally pulled it last week when it was almost as tall as us! It was shading the real plants too much!

    And I have done 3 drivethrus in a row before so don’t be embarrassed!

    Oh, and i’ve been told I have monkey arms because I got our whole family in a pic taking it myself! 😉

  2. Oh the DD and McD thing is totally me- most often DD then Panera. One time the guy decided to give me a hard time about my beverage- I have it right back to him and told him if their Iced Tea was better then I wouldn’t have to make two stops….:)

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