Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half a$$ed, post. see also: memes, surveys.
I’m just “borrowing” the term 🙂
(If you follow me on Twitter, you’ve probably seen a bunch of these before. I figure if I get ‘em here, they’ll eventually end up in my Blog Book.)
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Why is it that Logan can run around ALL day barefoot…but as soon as his PJs are on, all I hear is “Socks! Socks!” The boy can’t sleep without his socks.
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The pipes in our upstairs bathroom seem to get confused and occasionally the toilet gets filled with hot water. Sitting on a toilet that’s been filled with hot water is not as pleasant as it may sound…
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Maggie has informed us that she now wants to be called “Marjorie” …that IS her name, but I’m going to miss Maggie. Hope it’s just a phase.
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After listening to Maggie insist that she’s “Marjorie” for the past few days, Burke is now trying to convince us that his name is “Tyrone”
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Everything’s better with bacon.
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Words to make any mom cringe: ‘I made a mess!!’ (while said kid in on the potty) *sigh*
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Why is it that coffee that gets cold just isn’t the same as iced coffee?
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The Zimmer Zoo 
That coffee thing really bugs me…I think its the how it gets cold – gotta double brew it and then add ice!
Made me laugh out loud.
Oh gosh – that girl is 4 going on 14! And I think Marjorie is a beautiful name.
Cakes is like Logan – only her obsession is shoes, especially dressy shoes or sandals. She insists on wearing them to bed.
I’m concerned about the teen years. Her shoes obsession could become quite costly.
There is something about socks- as soon as I put them on in bed, I pass out!
LOL about the kids and their names! That is the funniest thing I have read today! LOL
The toilet! OH.MY.GOSH!