The Zimmer Zoo

For the life of me, I could not figure out what the heck Maggie was saying this morning. And it’s not like I’m going to repeat what I THINK she’s saying (as I normally do so she has the chance to correct me). And I’m fairly certain she hasn’t been exposed to (too many) swear words – and a$$ isn’t really a common one we use anyway. heh

So, this morning while I was dressing Burke and Maggie was still lounging in bed, I hear the above. And then “Your a$$! Your a$$!” C’mon kid – it may be a little saggy – but *broken*?? Gimme a break!

She finally hops out of bed and points to my Red Sox shirt. The “S” is split over the button-up part. “OH!! The *S* is broken! Right! Yes! Yes it IS Broken Maggie!” Holy relief! LOL

I’m reminded of the movie The Toy … Jackie Gleasons’ character’s name is U.S. … but his southern belle wife doesn’t quite pronounce it that way. LOL

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